2008 Thanksgiving Menu At Bethel

New World Diner

Welcome to NEW WORLD FOOD and "SPIRITS"
(a NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION for the FAITHFUL & DISCREET DINER

ENTREES
Shrimp Creole
Trinitarian Roast with Great crowd gravy
Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat, in due season, of course!
Jehovah Gyros
Filet of No Sole
Chicken ala Kingdom
Elder Burgers
Wild Beast Stew
Gilead Goulash
Book Study Surprise
Good News Bologna
Last Days Lasagna
Millennium Bean" Cassoulette
Baked and Basted Crow

APPETIZERS
Society Soup
Little "g" Salad (with 144,000 Island Dressing and Christendom Croutons
Big "G" Salad (with Headquarters Cheese and Anointed Salad Dressing
Evil Slave Salad with End of the World Salad Dressing
District hors'douvres
No Hell Hummus
Je-hoagies

SIDE DISHES
Russell Potato Chips
Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
No Cross Buns made with Miracle Wheat
Franz Fries
Retried Human Beans
Spicy Gehenna Chili
Passed Over Memorial Bread
Leo Greenpeas
Field Ministry Fondue
Ministerial serviettes
Territorial Toast with UN Jam
Rank & File Weenies
Lake of Fire chili

DESSERTS
Pioneer Upside-down Cake
Arch Angels Food Cake
Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Apostate Pops
Pagan Pudding
Date Bread Surprise
Prophet in a Sense Cakes
Everlasting Life Cookies
Humble Pie
Ministry melon wedges
Partaker's Pumpernickel
Holy Spirit Spumoni
Marshmallows (for toasting in the fires of destruction)
Antichrist cheesecake

BEVERAGES
1925 Shun Shine Punch
1914 Watchtower Rose'
New Light Beer
Life's Water Free
Babylon the Grape juice
"Elderberry" wine
Vengeance is Lime mojitos

All meals must be worked for and no grace is accepted. We will furnish each person with unlimited "truth" picks when brushing is not convenient.

Hope you can come!