Wednesday, January 7, 2009

New Magazine for Witnesses

I came across a German magazine called "Erbrechet!".
("Erbrechet!" means "Vomit!" but sounds like "Erwachet!" which is the German title of "Awake!".)
Some of the best articles have been translated into English and publish those as a new magazine called "The Witchtower".
Here is the first issue:

The first issue covers the following topics:

Clothing – Is it for Christians?
Thinking – Be aware of the dangers!
Are you ready to fight for the sanctification of Jehovah’s name?
Young people ask: Kingdom Melodies – Are they for me?
Carnival Celebrations – How important for christians?


Rover said...

Okay, I laughed, but I think that maybe you have too much time on your hands!

J said...

That is way too funny! Well some of it was almost too spot on in the thinking article, I thought I was really reading a Watchtower.

Shane said...

This is a work of art! It's a masterpiece. You succeeded in duplicating EXACTLY how the JW’s manipulate scripture and the English language to make the rank and file believe the literature they read is gospel and the word of Jehovah God. Reading the Witchtower was like reading the Watchtower. I almost believed that, as a Christian, I should be walking around naked and as drunk as can be… I sincerely hope this is not the last Witchtower you’re going to publish, please tell me it’s not.