Ode To The 192 Page Book

Once I wondered what life was all about

I struggled with faith, I struggled with doubt

But there it was, the last place I looked

Spelled out for me, in a 192 Page Book



Why am I here? What's my direction

Should I lay on my stomach when I have an erection?

My mom and dad said, "Son you should look..

In the pages of this here 192 page book."



Fresh out of High School, what path to choose?

My guidance counselor said I should follow my muse.

But my counselor was worldly, a geniune crook

Instead I followed the advice in a 192 page book.



Now I'm older, and my marriage is rocky.

I'm looking at porn and my figure is stocky.

I went to the elders and my priviliges they took

And sent me home with a 192 page book.



I'm a Senior Citizen now, and I'm in alot of pain

I'm really pissed that Armaggedon never came

When I die, where will I be?

Maybe the answer is on page 193

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